FFTT #43: Commissioner Foley

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FFTT #42: Spastic Ninjutsu

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FFTT #41: One of Those Graph Comics

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FFTT #40: In Accordance With Prophecy

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FFTT #39: Photo

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Update: I recently ran into a nearly identical strip in a book of New Yorker cartoons (actually, the big book of New Yorker cartoons). The other guy predated this joke by decades, which means that it's exactly the sort of droll, subtle humor that I should be avoiding. I came up with this sucker independently, for the record.

Drawing the ties was the hardest part - stick figures have no neck.

FFTT #38: And Now For Some Cultural Marginalization

Begorrah: Irish For Beer TM

(Happy St. Patrick's Day - they've tied him to a USPS mail slot in case you can't tell.)

FFTT #37: Certifiably Insane Bread

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Alt text: Somehow this took me three hours, and I'm calling people crazy.

EDIT: Man, I @#&ed up the guy's jacket.

FFTT #36: Discovery

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Alt text: Dagnabbit, this took forever. Cave wall c/o the University of Illinois

FFTT #35: No Cheeseburgers Here

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Alt text: No more copyright notice from here on. Anyone may use my strip for any noncommercial reason, provided proper attribution is given, should they feel so inclined. This overrides the (c)s in previous strips.