Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Paper Theft (#52)

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Marker Man (#51)

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Faux Pas (#49) [LATE]

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This was supposed to go up six months ago. I had a webcomic gap and nobody told me.

We're Back!

My scanner is working, everything is in order, and I have a dozen drawings ready! I'll be posting them as I get to them.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Hesitant (#46)

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NOTE: Minor Post title tweak beginning today in my continuing quest for simplicity.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Monday, March 31, 2008

Saturday, March 22, 2008

FFTT #42: Spastic Ninjutsu

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FFTT #41: One of Those Graph Comics

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FFTT #40: In Accordance With Prophecy

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FFTT #39: Photo

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Update: I recently ran into a nearly identical strip in a book of New Yorker cartoons (actually, the big book of New Yorker cartoons). The other guy predated this joke by decades, which means that it's exactly the sort of droll, subtle humor that I should be avoiding. I came up with this sucker independently, for the record.

Drawing the ties was the hardest part - stick figures have no neck.

Monday, March 17, 2008

FFTT #38: And Now For Some Cultural Marginalization

Begorrah: Irish For Beer TM

(Happy St. Patrick's Day - they've tied him to a USPS mail slot in case you can't tell.)

Saturday, March 8, 2008

FFTT #37: Certifiably Insane Bread

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Alt text: Somehow this took me three hours, and I'm calling people crazy.

EDIT: Man, I @#&ed up the guy's jacket.

Friday, March 7, 2008

FFTT #36: Discovery

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Alt text: Dagnabbit, this took forever. Cave wall c/o the University of Illinois

FFTT #35: No Cheeseburgers Here

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Alt text: No more copyright notice from here on. Anyone may use my strip for any noncommercial reason, provided proper attribution is given, should they feel so inclined. This overrides the (c)s in previous strips.

Friday, February 29, 2008

FFTT #34: Unbearable Pun Theatre

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Alt text: The darn coloring station in India gives everything a sickly pea soup color.

FFTT #33: Impressions of a Comic Strip

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Alt text: If you don't get this one, then:

(a) You don't hate Mallard Fillmore as much as I do, or
(b) You don't even know what Mallard Fillmore is, or
(c) it's not funny, or
(d) two of the above.

FFTT #32: Rules

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: This one probably makes more sense with the aid of recreational substances.


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Alt text: Now in pseudo-color!

#30: Festering Hatred

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Alt text: And yet Everybody Loves Raymond is considered a family show.

FFTT #29: Dysfunctional Doodle

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Alt text: If you enlarge the comic and still think that it's small and unreadable, I don't know what to tell you.

FFTT #28: The Spy Who Verbed Me

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Alt text: Aintitcool reports that they're considering #6.

FFTT #27: A Visitor

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Alt text: I had another comic where a guy on a park bench tells an omnipotent alien deity to "go be omnipresent somewhere else". The line was great but the comic sucked.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Back Up By Friday!

My roommate's new scanner is working! Forest For the Trees will be back up soon, hopefully tomorrow but definitely by Friday. I have a good dozen new drawings to go up. The ones that aren't creased from weeks of sitting on my dresser will go up immediately, the rest will be redrawn and up within the week. Tally ho!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

FFTT #26: It's Still Alive

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Alt text: The camera remains completely still.

(EDIT: Apparently others have thought of this first. It's an obvious pun in retrospect, but I think my poster is better. :) )