Sunday, December 27, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Label (#101)

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Kids These Days (#100)

Thanks for reading, everybody. Here's to another hundred strips for the next two years, sprinkled with lengthy delays and a couple of hiatuses for good measure just when I start to crack that 100+ views/day barrier again.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Downbeat Minstrels (#99)

Sorry for the delay, my friends.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Hope on Rye (#98)

It's called a throw-away, kids.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Bus Stop Beta (#95)

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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Diaper-Swapping Contests (#94)

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I'm starting up small, guys. My readership was an order of degrees higher during my hiatus so hopefully resuming updates won't scare everybody away.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

A Very Belated Update

For reasons that I don't understand, a few dozen people a day have continued loyally reading this feature in the months and months that I haven't updated.

This is a note that I'll be resuming regular posting. Very soon.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Clown Island (#93)

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EDIT: Comic #93, "Clown Island," perished from chronic unfunnyness. It will be replaced with another, better comic when this hiatus ends.

EDIT: "Clown Island" is back. Several people have told me that they liked it. Go figure.

Previous note: Most likely I'll be taking a couple weeks off an undetermined period off at this point. Let's say three months. I'm not doing this feature for profit and I don't want it to interfere with my life (if only because I'll be thinking of comic ideas instead of studifyin'). I also don't want this strip's ideas to suffer as a result.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Personal Motivation (#92)

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Today's comic is late and simply-drawn (or is that "crudely" drawn? Each has their own appeal). I have a lot on my plate right now, so you may see a few more late, simply-drawn comics over the next couple of weeks.

EDIT: I don't know if it's appropriate to say, but even as the creator I really like this one.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Robot Rights (#91)

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This one's a scroller. Sorry, everybody.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Trifling Landmasses (#90)

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That "atoll" really isn't an atoll at all, is it?

Friday, March 27, 2009

Vinnie's Paradox (#89)

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

A Clash of Worlds (#88)

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Heartcuffs (#85)

My roommate points out that many criminals cry tears of shame while cuffed. Well, did I say "tears"? Did I?

Monday, March 16, 2009

True Love Comics (#84)

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My roommate feels that the whole "[Theme] Comics" method of titling represents some kind of post-everything hipsterosity. Well, the joke is pure and golden so I'm not apologizing.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Planet Techno (#83)

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Original punchline: "Well, at least we weren't raped this time." Wouldn't have changed the fact that nobody seems to have gotten the joke. An experimental device teleported them to weird places - that's it.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

It's Almost a Political Cartoon But About Something Totally Unimportant (#82)

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It's like some kind of existentialist, void theater.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Friday, March 6, 2009

Tizzy McBee (#80)

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Cognitive Dissonance Man (#79)

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The superhero who causes cognitive dissonance. It's funny because I have to explain it.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Animal Standards (#78)

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(There's a good chance that this isn't funny, and is just me being an arse. If so I apologize.)

Friday, February 27, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

We're Jaded and Detached and We Like It That Way (#76)

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Hell Through Jokes (#75)

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Friday, February 20, 2009

It's More of a Visual Thing (#74)

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See, the catchphrase "E.T. PHONE HOOOOOOME!!!!!" is gonna take you and your jeans by storm.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

Redraw: Teletubbyland Apocalypse (#12)

I've taken the liberty of redrawing comic #12. You'll find it's quite a bit better now. You can follow the link or click the thumbnail below:

Coming Soon (#71)

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Windows by "Dilbert."

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Monday, February 9, 2009

Catcher Analysis (#69)

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Friday, February 6, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Funkbacked Whale (#67)

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Monday, February 2, 2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Common Maladies (#64)

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Monday, January 26, 2009

Sheer Suckage (#63)

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Nickelback's an obvious target, but they deserve it.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Showoff (#62)

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My thanks to athos~* for the image "Hope" and an unattributed image of outer space I found in several places.

EDIT: Similarities to the shape depicting God in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal are unintentional (mainly because I hadn't read any of that feature's God strips when I wrote this). Of course, using simple forms to represent inscrutable, powerful beings is nothing new.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

The Backyard Fell Silent (#61)

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This pacing in this one is clearly influenced by The Far Side, an incalculable influence on my sense of humor.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Bungee Hunting (#59)

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Pandemic (#56)

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Ask me how to draw a perfect bed sometime.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Mirrors (#55)

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Monday, January 5, 2009