(a) You don't hate Mallard Fillmore as much as I do, or (b) You don't even know what Mallard Fillmore is, or (c) it's not funny, or (d) two of the above.
Alt text: I had another comic where a guy on a park bench tells an omnipotent alien deity to "go be omnipresent somewhere else". The line was great but the comic sucked.
My roommate's new scanner is working! Forest For the Trees will be back up soon, hopefully tomorrow but definitely by Friday. I have a good dozen new drawings to go up. The ones that aren't creased from weeks of sitting on my dresser will go up immediately, the rest will be redrawn and up within the week. Tally ho!