Freedoms (#102)

Label (#101)

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Kids These Days (#100)

Thanks for reading, everybody. Here's to another hundred strips for the next two years, sprinkled with lengthy delays and a couple of hiatuses for good measure just when I start to crack that 100+ views/day barrier again.

The Downbeat Minstrels (#99)

Sorry for the delay, my friends.

Hope on Rye (#98)

It's called a throw-away, kids.

The Brave Little Space Heater (#97)

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Vichyssoise of Verbiage (#96)

Bus Stop Beta (#95)

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Diaper-Swapping Contests (#94)

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I'm starting up small, guys. My readership was an order of degrees higher during my hiatus so hopefully resuming updates won't scare everybody away.

A Very Belated Update

For reasons that I don't understand, a few dozen people a day have continued loyally reading this feature in the months and months that I haven't updated.

This is a note that I'll be resuming regular posting. Very soon.

Clown Island (#93)

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EDIT: Comic #93, "Clown Island," perished from chronic unfunnyness. It will be replaced with another, better comic when this hiatus ends.

EDIT: "Clown Island" is back. Several people have told me that they liked it. Go figure.

Previous note: Most likely I'll be taking a couple weeks off an undetermined period off at this point. Let's say three months. I'm not doing this feature for profit and I don't want it to interfere with my life (if only because I'll be thinking of comic ideas instead of studifyin'). I also don't want this strip's ideas to suffer as a result.

Personal Motivation (#92)

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Today's comic is late and simply-drawn (or is that "crudely" drawn? Each has their own appeal). I have a lot on my plate right now, so you may see a few more late, simply-drawn comics over the next couple of weeks.

EDIT: I don't know if it's appropriate to say, but even as the creator I really like this one.

Robot Rights (#91)

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This one's a scroller. Sorry, everybody.

Trifling Landmasses (#90)

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That "atoll" really isn't an atoll at all, is it?

Vinnie's Paradox (#89)

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MY ONE BRIEF INTERLUDE INTO PANDERING NERD COMICS SO NUTS TO YOU ALL

A Clash of Worlds (#88)

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Economy of Scale (#87)

A Very Special Victim's Unit (#86)

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Heartcuffs (#85)

My roommate points out that many criminals cry tears of shame while cuffed. Well, did I say "tears"? Did I?

True Love Comics (#84)

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My roommate feels that the whole "[Theme] Comics" method of titling represents some kind of post-everything hipsterosity. Well, the joke is pure and golden so I'm not apologizing.

Planet Techno (#83)

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Original punchline: "Well, at least we weren't raped this time." Wouldn't have changed the fact that nobody seems to have gotten the joke. An experimental device teleported them to weird places - that's it.

It's Almost a Political Cartoon But About Something Totally Unimportant (#82)

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It's like some kind of existentialist, void theater.

Just Let Me Spread My Wings (#81)

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Tizzy McBee (#80)

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Cognitive Dissonance Man (#79)

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The superhero who causes cognitive dissonance. It's funny because I have to explain it.

Animal Standards (#78)

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(There's a good chance that this isn't funny, and is just me being an arse. If so I apologize.)

Acrid O's (#77)

We're Jaded and Detached and We Like It That Way (#76)

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Hell Through Jokes (#75)

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It's More of a Visual Thing (#74)

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See, the catchphrase "E.T. PHONE HOOOOOOME!!!!!" is gonna take you and your jeans by storm.

Family Feud Categories (#73)

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Dysfunctional Doodle Deux (#72)

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Redraw: Teletubbyland Apocalypse (#12)

I've taken the liberty of redrawing comic #12. You'll find it's quite a bit better now. You can follow the link or click the thumbnail below:

Coming Soon (#71)

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Windows by "Dilbert."

Bangers and Mash? Cream Crackers? (#70)

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Catcher Analysis (#69)

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Great Moments in Art (#68)

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Funkbacked Whale (#67)

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Melancholic Convergence (#66)

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Unmoving, Unyielding (#65)

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Common Maladies (#64)

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Sheer Suckage (#63)

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Nickelback's an obvious target, but they deserve it.

Showoff (#62)

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My thanks to athos~* for the image "Hope" and an unattributed image of outer space I found in several places.

EDIT: Similarities to the shape depicting God in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal are unintentional (mainly because I hadn't read any of that feature's God strips when I wrote this). Of course, using simple forms to represent inscrutable, powerful beings is nothing new.

The Backyard Fell Silent (#61)

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This pacing in this one is clearly influenced by The Far Side, an incalculable influence on my sense of humor.

The Thrilling Robot Apocalypse (#60)

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Bungee Hunting (#59)

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Stick Figure Types (#58)

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The Will of Monolith (#57)

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Pandemic (#56)

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Ask me how to draw a perfect bed sometime.

Mirrors (#55)

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En Passant (#54)

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