FFTT #43: Commissioner Foley

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FFTT #42: Spastic Ninjutsu

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FFTT #41: One of Those Graph Comics

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FFTT #40: In Accordance With Prophecy

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FFTT #39: Photo

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Update: I recently ran into a nearly identical strip in a book of New Yorker cartoons (actually, the big book of New Yorker cartoons). The other guy predated this joke by decades, which means that it's exactly the sort of droll, subtle humor that I should be avoiding. I came up with this sucker independently, for the record.

Drawing the ties was the hardest part - stick figures have no neck.

FFTT #38: And Now For Some Cultural Marginalization

Begorrah: Irish For Beer TM

(Happy St. Patrick's Day - they've tied him to a USPS mail slot in case you can't tell.)

FFTT #37: Certifiably Insane Bread

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Alt text: Somehow this took me three hours, and I'm calling people crazy.

EDIT: Man, I @#&ed up the guy's jacket.

FFTT #36: Discovery

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Alt text: Dagnabbit, this took forever. Cave wall c/o the University of Illinois

FFTT #35: No Cheeseburgers Here

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Alt text: No more copyright notice from here on. Anyone may use my strip for any noncommercial reason, provided proper attribution is given, should they feel so inclined. This overrides the (c)s in previous strips.

FFTT #34: Unbearable Pun Theatre

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: The darn coloring station in India gives everything a sickly pea soup color.

FFTT #33: Impressions of a Comic Strip

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: If you don't get this one, then:

(a) You don't hate Mallard Fillmore as much as I do, or
(b) You don't even know what Mallard Fillmore is, or
(c) it's not funny, or
(d) two of the above.

FFTT #32: Rules

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: This one probably makes more sense with the aid of recreational substances.

FFTT #31: CTW

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: Now in pseudo-color!

#30: Festering Hatred

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: And yet Everybody Loves Raymond is considered a family show.

FFTT #29: Dysfunctional Doodle

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: If you enlarge the comic and still think that it's small and unreadable, I don't know what to tell you.

FFTT #28: The Spy Who Verbed Me

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: Aintitcool reports that they're considering #6.

FFTT #27: A Visitor

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: I had another comic where a guy on a park bench tells an omnipotent alien deity to "go be omnipresent somewhere else". The line was great but the comic sucked.

Back Up By Friday!

My roommate's new scanner is working! Forest For the Trees will be back up soon, hopefully tomorrow but definitely by Friday. I have a good dozen new drawings to go up. The ones that aren't creased from weeks of sitting on my dresser will go up immediately, the rest will be redrawn and up within the week. Tally ho!

FFTT #26: It's Still Alive

(C) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: The camera remains completely still.

(EDIT: Apparently others have thought of this first. It's an obvious pun in retrospect, but I think my poster is better. :) )

Forest For the Trees Special Edition (#24 & #25)

From My Earlier Idea Described Here

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FFTT #23: Only PBS My Foot

(c) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: He also says he reads history books for entertainment.

FFTT #22: No Wrong Way

(c) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: Take Mike & Ike's with your Zoloft and you'll never come back down.

FFTT #21: Don't Forget the Catseye

(c) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: Then there's the "wall of blood" lens for Slayer fans.

FFTT #20: Amish Humor

(c) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: That's humor directed at the Amish, to be more specific.

FFTT #19: Jolly Weird

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Alt text: Don't make eye contact, Fauntleroy.

Update Coming Soon!

I have a new slew for tomorrew. Comics, that is.

UPDATE: Due to factors beyond my control the complete fault of ADOBE SOFTWARE and MICROSOFT the update will have to go up later this afternoon when I get home.

Sorry for my ranting yesterday. Everything's up now, and my new, faster method means I should be able to update more regularly.

FFTT #18: Chrome Collar

(c) Dustin Steinacker (click to enlarge)

Alt text: I still want one.

FFTT #17: I Know These People

(c) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: They go through Diet Coke like water.

FFTT #16: Agent

(c) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt text: They typecasted Peter Lorre, too. . .

FFTT #15: Geek Horror

(c) Dustin Steinacker (Click to Enlarge)

Alt Text: Didn't notice the horns, buddy?